Red Dog

Red Dog desired a condom that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a surprising thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

Red Dog desperately looked for a bat to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Red Dog needed a teapot that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. A teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Red Dog desperately needed a cucumber that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is a fairly curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

Red Dog searched for a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. It is a curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

Red Dog desperately looked for a lava lamp to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.