Stupid Dog

Stupid Dog looked for a bottle of beer to drop. One might consider this to be a bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be epic. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Stupid Dog always had with them a CD player that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.

Stupid Dog desperately needed a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

Stupid Dog often carried a big sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Dog desperately searched for a can of coke that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

Stupid Dog desired a computer that they would often share. It should have been an original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be sublime. Strangely, a computer of all things.