His Crazy Dog

His Crazy Dog owned a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly original operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

His Crazy Dog desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be magnificent. A toilet brush would be the chosen thing.

His Crazy Dog always kept a hat to cuddle. This seems a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was fun. Strangely, a hat was the thing that was opted for.

His Crazy Dog always kept a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. It would be a somewhat surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

His Crazy Dog always kept a pencil sharpener that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

His Crazy Dog owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly funny proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.