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Fren... heck, I think you might be doing too much of an excited. This is a Very Good Boy's guide, so I can't be a Good Girlfren. I know I'm very handsome and it's easy to get caught up in my heckin' charm and my doing a debonair, so I can't blame you really. If you try to do me a hump, I will heckin' bork at you, though. No means no.

I can be chica too?!

Too weird? 🤔

Doggos can be such crazy. Splains somuch.

Hahahahaha aye baby! Nice to meet ya @tremendospercy just don't tell my gurlfrien 🐶🐾