My Square Dog

My Square Dog craved for a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly new thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

My Square Dog desperately needed a can of coke that they would drop. This might appear to be an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

My Square Dog needed a sack of potatoes that they would play with. This seems to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

My Square Dog desperately craved for a bag of flour that they liked to sit and look at. It would be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to select.

My Square Dog desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

My Square Dog had a cheese grater that they would throw. It was considered to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was sublime. A cheese grater is the thing to opt for.