The Angry Dog

The Angry Dog always carried a condom that they would try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Dog always kept a bat that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Angry Dog craved for a set of lego that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly different suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Dog desired a toilet brush that they liked to share. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Angry Dog desired a big sponge that they would occasionally worship. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Angry Dog craved for a big sponge that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the item that was selected.