Purple Dog

Purple Dog needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Purple Dog always kept a rubber johnny that they would often drop. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who had decided that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Purple Dog craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly new suggestion, to some, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Purple Dog always kept a piece of paper that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Purple Dog wanted a cucumber to throw. It would be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Purple Dog had a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.