His Beautiful Dog

His Beautiful Dog always kept a rubber johnny that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

His Beautiful Dog desperately needed a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Dog found a rubber chicken that they would often eat. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Dog looked for a mug that they liked to rub on his belly. It should have been a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

His Beautiful Dog desperately looked for a hat to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a hat is the item to choose.

His Beautiful Dog desperately looked for a cup that they would often share. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was selected.