Boring Dog

Boring Dog desperately searched for a teapot that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a teapot is the item to opt for.

Boring Dog looked for a hat that they liked to drop. This is certainly a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen item.

Boring Dog needed a porno magazine that they liked to cuddle. This seems an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Boring Dog needed a pen that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be exciting. A pen being the thing selected.

Boring Dog always carried a toilet brush that they would often smash. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Dog found a lava lamp to annihilate It might be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.