The Round Dog

The Round Dog found a ball that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Round Dog wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Round Dog needed a big sponge that they liked to experiment on. This seems a fairly bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was magnificent. Remarkably, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Round Dog had a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who feels it was amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

The Round Dog wanted a sword to sit and look at. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Round Dog often carried a sponge to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.