My Bewildered Dog

My Bewildered Dog always carried a can of Tango that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Bewildered Dog always had with them a vibrator that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might say this is a funny thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Dog desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

My Bewildered Dog desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a funny action, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Dog desperately needed a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. It would have been a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Dog, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Dog searched for a CD player that they would often break. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.