His Red Dog

His Red Dog carried a piece of paper that they would often demolish. It might have been a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper having that done to it

His Red Dog desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade would be the chosen thing.

His Red Dog found a cucumber to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is sublime. A cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

His Red Dog desperately needed a cup that they would smash. This seems to be an odd thought, to my children, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing selected.

His Red Dog always carried a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Dog, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

His Red Dog always kept a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.