The Cute Dog

The Cute Dog wanted a CD player that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Cute Dog desperately craved for a wig that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a wig was the item that was selected.

The Cute Dog desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to most, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Cute Dog wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally demolish. It was an original suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

The Cute Dog looked for a wig that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was stunning. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item chosen.

The Cute Dog desperately desired a dildo that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly unusual activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a dildo was the chosen item.