Retarded Eagle

Retarded Eagle needed a cucumber that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

Retarded Eagle often carried a teapot that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Retarded Eagle always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Eagle needed a computer that they would sometimes break. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer having that done to it

Retarded Eagle desperately desired a stapler that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a different exercise, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to select.

Retarded Eagle desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.