Their Depressed Eagle

Their Depressed Eagle needed a cheese grater that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a fairly exciting thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater having that done to it

Their Depressed Eagle always had with them a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Their Depressed Eagle desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

Their Depressed Eagle desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to most, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Depressed Eagle wanted a ball that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was fun. Bizarrely, a ball being the item selected.

Their Depressed Eagle looked for a set square to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.