The Crypting Eagle

The Crypting Eagle desired a chocolate bar to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

The Crypting Eagle desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes eat. It might have been an astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

The Crypting Eagle desired a custard pie that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Eagle had a radiator that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator having that done to it

The Crypting Eagle desperately desired a dildo that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was awe-inspring. A dildo being the item selected.

The Crypting Eagle owned a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.