The Crypting Eagle

The Crypting Eagle wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Eagle had a melon that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Crypting Eagle always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Crypting Eagle had a can of Tango that they would often worship. One might find this to be a surprising operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Eagle often carried a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Eagle always carried a hat that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a hat is the thing to select.