My Retarded Eagle

My Retarded Eagle owned a computer that they would often break. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was entertaining. A computer would be the item that was opted for.

My Retarded Eagle desperately desired a lava lamp that they would throw. It should be a weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

My Retarded Eagle desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is an extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be amazing. A bottle of coke is the item to choose.

My Retarded Eagle desperately searched for a set square to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square being the thing opted for.

My Retarded Eagle always had with them a custard pie that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing to choose.

My Retarded Eagle desperately needed a custard pie that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.