Her Retarded Eagle

Her Retarded Eagle desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Her Retarded Eagle desired a bag of poop that they liked to break. This could be considered a fairly original undertaking, to many, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Her Retarded Eagle desperately needed a crown that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a crown of all things.

Her Retarded Eagle desired a sword that they would sometimes embrace. It is a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

Her Retarded Eagle always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was stunning. A vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Eagle looked for a sword that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.