The Exceptional Eagle

The Exceptional Eagle desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally share. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a condom is the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Eagle looked for a toilet brush that they would often sit and look at. This is certainly an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Eagle needed a ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a ball is the thing to choose.

The Exceptional Eagle searched for a spade that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it

The Exceptional Eagle needed a cucumber that they would embrace. It would be an original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Eagle desperately needed a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to opt for.