The Chinese Eagle

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The Chinese Eagle craved for a little monkey that they would occasionally share. This seems to be an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Eagle carried a dildo that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

The Chinese Eagle desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes embrace. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. A bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Eagle often carried a vibrator that they liked to share. It should have been an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.

The Chinese Eagle looked for a computer that they would throw. One might consider this to be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a computer of all things.

The Chinese Eagle looked for a pencil sharpener that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was fun. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.