The Unusual Eagle

The Unusual Eagle wanted a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Unusual Eagle desperately looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Eagle desperately craved for a condom that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Unusual Eagle always carried a teapot that they would break. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Unusual Eagle often carried a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. It would have been an astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Eagle had a spade that they liked to sleep with. It would have been a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a spade being the chosen item.