My Confused Eagle

My Confused Eagle wanted a little monkey that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was stunning. A little monkey is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Eagle always had with them a computer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an odd undertaking, to most, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a computer being the item opted for.

My Confused Eagle desperately looked for a pint of cider to share. It should be a bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

My Confused Eagle always carried a big sponge that they would share. It is a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a big sponge being the thing selected.

My Confused Eagle found a stapler that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to many, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

My Confused Eagle always had with them a can of Tango that they would often smash. This seems to be a new operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was exciting. A can of Tango was the item that was selected.