The Stupid Eagle

The Stupid Eagle desperately looked for a rubber johnny to put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. A rubber johnny was the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Eagle always carried a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a crown was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Eagle searched for a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Stupid Eagle had a computer that they would occasionally smash. It was an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a computer was the chosen thing.

The Stupid Eagle desperately wanted a cucumber that they liked to throw. It was a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Stupid Eagle desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.