The Bewildered Eagle

The Bewildered Eagle found a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Eagle owned a sword that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was wonderful. A sword being the thing selected.

The Bewildered Eagle desperately searched for a toilet brush that they liked to hug. It might have been a weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Eagle needed a cucumber that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a curious operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Eagle looked for a vibrator that they liked to play with. One might say this is a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Bewildered Eagle always kept a sack of potatoes that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.