The Adorable Eagle

The Adorable Eagle often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Eagle desperately wanted a CD player to put in the bath with him. It is a different activity, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Adorable Eagle desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. This seems to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Adorable Eagle desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. A pint of beer was the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Eagle searched for a pint of cider to share. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

The Adorable Eagle needed a porno magazine that they would often break. It should be a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item to choose.