My Tired Eagle

My Tired Eagle desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Tired Eagle looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the item selected.

My Tired Eagle desperately searched for a spade to drop. It should be a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Tired Eagle desperately needed a lava lamp to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item selected.

My Tired Eagle owned a bottle of beer to drop. It might be an odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

My Tired Eagle desperately searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.