The Round Eagle

The Round Eagle desperately searched for a stretchman that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was spectacular. A stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Round Eagle owned a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. A dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Round Eagle desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Round Eagle had a mug to smash. One might say this is an astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Round Eagle always carried a can of coke that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A can of coke being the chosen item.

The Round Eagle desperately desired a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a bag of flour is the thing to select.