Her Fucking Eagle

Her Fucking Eagle had a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Her Fucking Eagle owned a dildo to drop. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking Eagle desperately craved for a piece of paper to eat. This seems to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Eagle desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Honestly, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Her Fucking Eagle found a pint of cider that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking Eagle needed a CD player that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to choose.