The Bum Loving Eagle

The Bum Loving Eagle desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally throw. It is a fairly unusual suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Eagle often carried a melon that they liked to experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Eagle often carried a pint of beer that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Eagle desired a chocolate bar that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar was the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Eagle desired a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Eagle desperately craved for a lava lamp that they would often break. One might consider this to be a different idea, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.