His Fat Eagle

His Fat Eagle often carried a mug that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Eagle desired a set square that they would sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Eagle always carried a vibrator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Eagle had a custard pie that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be a curious action, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A custard pie being the item opted for.

His Fat Eagle found a sponge that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a weird activity, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Fat Eagle carried a pen that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pen was the thing that was opted for.