Fucking Eagle

Fucking Eagle desperately wanted a block of cheese to eat. It would have been an unusual activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Fucking Eagle always carried a dildo that they would sometimes hug. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo of all things.

Fucking Eagle desperately searched for a cup that they would occasionally demolish. It might be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Eagle desperately needed a spade that they would break. It was considered to be a different thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

Fucking Eagle desperately looked for a pen to share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Fucking Eagle had a bag of flour that they sometimes smash. One might say this is an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.