The Scary Eagle

The Scary Eagle desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. This could be considered a curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Scary Eagle desperately needed a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Eagle owned a pen that they would often break. It was an astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Eagle needed a piece of paper that they would often sit and look at. It might be a fairly odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Eagle desperately searched for a radiator to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Scary Eagle had a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.