The Gentle Eagle

The Gentle Eagle always carried a stapler that they would play with. It was considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. A stapler was the chosen item.

The Gentle Eagle often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would put on his head. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be stunning. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Eagle often carried a little monkey that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Eagle often carried a big sponge that they sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Eagle owned a bottle of wine that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an unusual operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Eagle often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.