The Purple Eagle

The Purple Eagle often carried a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Eagle had a chocolate bar to worship. It might be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Purple Eagle desperately looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. A cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Purple Eagle had a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Purple Eagle found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Purple Eagle desperately needed a condom that they would eat. It should be a fairly new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A condom would be the item that was chosen.