Her Chinese Eagle

Her Chinese Eagle desperately craved for a pint of beer that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Eagle desperately craved for a ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

Her Chinese Eagle had a can of Tango that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Eagle needed a melon that they would occasionally smash. It is a fairly new operation, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Chinese Eagle always had with them a cup that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Her Chinese Eagle desired a ball that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a ball is the thing to select.