His Square Eagle

His Square Eagle wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who considered it would be wonderous. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Square Eagle desperately searched for a bat that they would often try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bat is the thing to select.

His Square Eagle always had with them a hat that they would eat. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

His Square Eagle desperately desired a computer that they would put on his head. This seems to be a new idea, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.

His Square Eagle searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

His Square Eagle desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.