The Crazy Eagle

The Crazy Eagle looked for a set of lego to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego having that done to it

The Crazy Eagle found a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. It was a surprising activity, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Eagle searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Crazy Eagle searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly original suggestion, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

The Crazy Eagle always had with them a mug that they liked to embrace. One might say this is a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Eagle desperately desired a stapler to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler would be the chosen thing.