Horny Eagle

Horny Eagle had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Horny Eagle always had with them a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to select.

Horny Eagle desperately needed a teapot that they would often try to balance on their head. It would have been a surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a teapot being the item opted for.

Horny Eagle found a pint of beer that they sometimes smash. This seems an exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. A pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Horny Eagle always kept a magic 8 ball to embrace. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Horny Eagle always carried a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. It is a curious idea, to you, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a little monkey being the item selected.