His Ugly Eagle

His Ugly Eagle always had with them a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising operation, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Eagle looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was amazing. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

His Ugly Eagle found a bat that they would often demolish. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to select.

His Ugly Eagle had a magic 8 ball to break. It should have been a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

His Ugly Eagle owned a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Eagle, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

His Ugly Eagle always kept a stretchman to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was entertaining. A stretchman would be the thing that was selected.