A Depressed Eagle

A Depressed Eagle looked for a melon to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.

A Depressed Eagle desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Eagle desperately desired a wig that they would occasionally break. It might be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. A wig is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Eagle craved for a sponge that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Eagle desperately looked for a chocolate bar to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed Eagle always had with them a pint of beer that they would often break. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.