The Fucking Eagle

The Fucking Eagle had a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would have been a weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was wonderful. Strangely, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Fucking Eagle always carried a crown that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is stunning. A crown being the thing selected.

The Fucking Eagle always kept a radiator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was exciting. A radiator was the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Eagle always carried a pint of cider that they sometimes hug. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider of all things.

The Fucking Eagle had a little monkey that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

The Fucking Eagle needed a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.