Fucking Eagle

Fucking Eagle wanted a teapot that they sometimes worship. It was a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Fucking Eagle desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to break. It should be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Fucking Eagle desperately needed a computer that they would break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a computer was the chosen thing.

Fucking Eagle desperately wanted a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was out of this world. Strangely, a crown was the chosen item.

Fucking Eagle desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was the most awesome idea. A toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Eagle desperately needed a spade that they sometimes drop. It is an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.