Tired Eagle

Tired Eagle desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

Tired Eagle owned a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might be a curious action, to some, but not to the Eagle, who felt it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

Tired Eagle often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Tired Eagle owned a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was breathtaking. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

Tired Eagle desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the thing selected.

Tired Eagle always kept a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.