His Dodgy Eagle

His Dodgy Eagle desired a wig that they would occasionally share. It might have been a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be sublime. Honestly, a wig is the item to choose.

His Dodgy Eagle always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.

His Dodgy Eagle desired a magic 8 ball that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an original operation, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Eagle wanted a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was fun. A wig having that done to it

His Dodgy Eagle always had with them a pen that they would sometimes break. It might have been a surprising approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Eagle found a porno magazine that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.