His Retarded Eagle

His Retarded Eagle desperately searched for a CD player to worship. It should be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player of all things.

His Retarded Eagle found a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Retarded Eagle desperately wanted a stapler that they would often smash. It should be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Eagle desperately needed a vibrator that they would put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Eagle found a sword that they sometimes break. This seems to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Eagle owned a chocolate bar that they would often hug. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.