My Retarded Eagle

My Retarded Eagle needed a bat that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat being the thing opted for.

My Retarded Eagle desired a melon that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

My Retarded Eagle owned a set square that they sometimes drop. It should have been a new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was opted for.

My Retarded Eagle looked for a sponge that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sponge having that done to it

My Retarded Eagle desperately searched for a helmet that they sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be amazing. A helmet is the item to choose.

My Retarded Eagle desperately searched for a pen that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. A pen being the item selected.