The Weary Eagle

The Weary Eagle found a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It was a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was selected.

The Weary Eagle always kept a stapler that they would sleep with. This could be considered a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Eagle, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.

The Weary Eagle desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Eagle always had with them a dildo that they would worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was amazing. A dildo having that done to it

The Weary Eagle owned a stretchman that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.

The Weary Eagle always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a block of cheese is the item to select.