My Exciting Eagle

My Exciting Eagle desperately looked for a pint of beer to smash. It was considered to be a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

My Exciting Eagle often carried a melon that they liked to share. This seems to be a curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.

My Exciting Eagle desperately needed a little monkey that they would throw. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey having that done to it

My Exciting Eagle always had with them a wig that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be an astonishing activity, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a wig having that done to it

My Exciting Eagle desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes worship. This seems a strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

My Exciting Eagle desired a porno magazine that they would sit and look at. It was a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who feels it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.