The Confused Eagle

The Confused Eagle found a spade to rub on his belly. This seems an exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Eagle found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Eagle desperately looked for a cup to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cup is the item to choose.

The Confused Eagle desperately needed a painting of a melon to throw. It might have been an odd activity, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Confused Eagle craved for a mug that they would occasionally experiment on. It was considered to be an odd action, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Confused Eagle looked for a mug that they would often demolish. It would have been a curious thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a mug would be the item that was chosen.